I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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