woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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