I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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