i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
you traded sex for a burrito?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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