i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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