How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
