If that was your dad, he is hot
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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