this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The adults are the big ones right?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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