Sponge bath it is.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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