No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
you never un-have a 4some
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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