I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Terrible idea I love it
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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