Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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