Tell her she can't have a vagina
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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