he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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