am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you mean i was at the winter classic?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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