So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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