i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We are all done wearing pants today
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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