Just fell off a train. Bad.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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