my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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