So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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