I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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