If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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