He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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