we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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