I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
My penis needs a shock collar
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
did you just send me my own nude
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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