you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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