what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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