i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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