I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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