Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
