sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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