Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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