Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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