I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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