Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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