So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
All the doctor said was why
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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