I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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