hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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