I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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