Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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