Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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