oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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