So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
