After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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