I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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