is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
please come you make the beer taste better
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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