just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
