She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
