Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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