Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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