I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.