It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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