Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize