its not stalking. its research.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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