We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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