Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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