ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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