Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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